Hail Santa
The Jesus Sleigher Reins.. In Blood?
It’s here. You can’t stop it. But Merry Holidaze or whatever is appropriate these days. I don’t fucking know. But do this, and don’t hate on me because I still use Spotify. Just use the free version or whatever. We can get into that another time. Go click and shuffle here…
Xmas Songs That Might Not Make You Lose Your Mind.
It’s almost as good as David Byrnes Xmas list but much longer and way more punk rock and halloween stuff in mine. It’s almost 21 hours of jingle jangle delight.
I don’t have a ton to say at the moment. I am ramping up some plans to announce in the new year and trying to avoid all the madness that is our new norm, just like you. I’m hoping to bring a little more entertainment here, maybe you will play along.
My career change has brought a little joy to this life, along with some extra pounds. When you go from literally running all day to eating all day with the occasional stroll, it changes you in a very lard like way. It is what it is. Expect a lot of complaining along with all the fun stuff.
Whatever you believe in, follow, love, pray to or imagine to be real… I wish you the best fucking Xmas season you can have.
As long as you are laughing and not hurting anyone other than yourself.
Be good.
Merry fucking Xmas, see you next year.



And a happy Jeebus day to you too!
Righteous stuff. Merry festive shizz to you and yours brother. May tiny elves fill your home with the good stuff xx